Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

How will artificial intelligence impact employment and the job market?

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Angels To Promote Christian Moore - MLB Trade Rumors

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Poll: Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Essential Games for June 2025? - Push Square

I see through liars

I actually pay taxes

I can count

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Practice Report (6/9): Notes from the sideline - New York Giants

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Google’s Gemini AI will summarize PDFs for you when you open them - The Verge

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I can read

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

How strict are your parents?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Can the Beckham brand survive reports of family feud? - BBC

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Pure Orwell: Europe condemns Iran for attacks on its own territory - Responsible Statecraft

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I understand how hurricane paths work

Alex Cora Takes Blame for Red Sox Woes After Extra Innings Loss - Sports Illustrated

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t buy bullshit

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know who the president of Turkey really is